• Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me:don't
  • Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus:hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus:if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus:happen
  • Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.
    ― (via ispeakquotes)





    eating clocks is really time consuming

    especially when you go back for seconds


    The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke


    I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

    like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

    and they all have shots of tequila in them

    who wants to be my business partner